Ted: And I wasted it.
I mean, how many places have I ruined forever by being there with the wrong girl?
Lilly: So come back with the right girl.
Ted: I don't know.
I'm starting to think a person gets a certain allotment of lighthouses per lifetime.
And I've used all mine up.
Ted the Narrator: And that, kids, is the kind of stupid thing you say before you've met the person who hits the reset button on the world, who makes everything new again, who makes it seem ridiculous that you ever considered settling...