Quotes

One of the fondest memories of my Granddad Nelson was trading quotes regularly over email. Sadly I lost the email archive when I went on my mission, but it has continued to be an interest of mine. I hope you enjoy my collection of quotes. A bit of everything from religion to politics to leadership.

Adolescence is when you dream of being a superhero and come to understand your own worthlessness, both at once.

Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane.

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.